I attended a Christmas party. Someone was wearing a Christmas themed jacket, a tapestry of snowmen, reindeer and santa. I didn’t see that the jacket was sex-themed. The reindeer were fornicating, the snowman had a carrot erection, santa was having anal sex. Nobody saw it! We didn’t see it until the jacket-wearer pointed it out. Laughter as we incredulously took a closer look.
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